Good lord. It’s been over two years since I last updated by poor old dusty blog.
**Warning: as a means of overcompensating my embarrassment, I encourage you to read the majority of this post with a sarcastic tone/voice.**
I’m ashamed to say I cannot come up with an epic story to explain the reason for such a long dry spell.
I got nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Oh wait, may be I do have a few things…