{"id":2023,"date":"2014-05-27T11:50:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T14:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/?p=2023"},"modified":"2014-05-27T23:46:33","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T02:16:33","slug":"birthday-breakfast-sammich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/2014\/05\/27\/birthday-breakfast-sammich\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Breakfast Sammich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I saw a post where someone was asking about breakfast ideas on one of the Facebook groups where I&#8217;m a member. Some of the suggestions were the usual\u00a0<em>peanut butter on toast with banana<\/em>, which is a regular staple for me. But then I saw someone mention they wanted to get a breakfast sandwich machine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Wait, what?!?!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Yes, you too can be lazy (or\u00a0a time management keener\u00a0as I like to see it) and have a breakfast sandwich made in just five minutes instead of waiting a terribly long 10 minutes (or however long it takes you to cook an egg and assemble a sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>After a quick Google search, I discovered that Hamilton Beach has a sandwich maker that&#8217;s not costly and I found some decent YouTube reviews (who has time to read when you can just watch or listen to a review and see\u00a0the magic happen). Further Google searching allowed me to discover that <a title=\"Walmart sammic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.walmart.ca\/en\/ip\/hamilton-beach-breakfast-sandwich-maker\/6000096947770\" target=\"_blank\">Wal-Mart carries this mythical invention<\/a> and they even had stock available in the greater St. John&#8217;s location!<\/p>\n<p><em>Alright,<\/em> you say.\u00a0<i>Big deal. It&#8217;s just a glorified set of hot metal plates, right?<\/i> No actually, you&#8217;re wrong. Last night I bought one of these sandwich makers and decided that this morning would be its big debut.<\/p>\n<p>This magical invention made my breakfast super fast and took very little effort.<\/p>\n<p>I have decided that what I made is not in fact a breakfast sandwich, it is in fact a <strong>breakfast <a title=\"Sammich definition\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=sammich\" target=\"_blank\">sammich<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>See for yourself!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 444px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/26814432@N07\/14096156577\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2912\/14096156577_f8ea33d24d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"434\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Unpacked within a minute of opening the box. It was fully assembled and just needed to have the metal plates and anything else that touches food washed.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/26814432@N07\/14302909803\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2936\/14302909803_182d4bf7c0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">My ingredients for zee sammich. Clockwise from top: English muffin, a large egg, 15g of cheddar cheese, 25g of black forest ham, and a dollop of homemade spicy mayo.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/26814432@N07\/14096077208\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3834\/14096077208_4e8678ecaa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"417\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">After just four minutes in the sandwich maker, I haz a sammich! And it even looks like food!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/26814432@N07\/14096252640\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3721\/14096252640_ddb7df8f35.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"499\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sammich up close: note that the egg is pretty thin in the middle. I think it&#8217;s because the top of the English muffin was a bit small and pushed the egg to the sides. It was still very yummy.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The sammich&#8217;s deliciousness potential is endless. I want to try using pre-cooked bacon strips at some point or even start with fresh bacon bits that we already have in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">On an unrelated note, today is my birthday (I used my birthday as an excuse to buy the sammich maker, so I guess this is still somewhat related).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s amazing how connected our lives can be online. I went to Google a link for this post and what I saw was that the Google Doodle was looking rather celebratory.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I first thought,<em> &#8220;Geez, what famous person is this doodle about? The inventor of cake?&#8221;<\/em> When I moused over the image, all of my questions were answered&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2024\" style=\"width: 577px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/HBD-VM.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2024\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2024\" src=\"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/HBD-VM.jpg\" alt=\"Thanks Google... although this was a little creepy at first...\" width=\"567\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/HBD-VM.jpg 567w, http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/HBD-VM-300x121.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2024\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Thanks Google&#8230; although this was a little creepy at first&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I saw a post where someone was asking about breakfast ideas on one of the Facebook groups where I&#8217;m a member. 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