{"id":1095,"date":"2012-09-24T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2012-09-24T14:31:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T17:01:00","slug":"grammar-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/2012\/09\/24\/grammar-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"Grammar fails!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, <a title=\"Matt's blog\" href=\"http:\/\/matthewmiddleton.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\">Matt<\/a> and I were running a few errands. There were some things we wanted to pick up for the Paradise Red Shoe Crew Walk for Families (a fundraiser for <a title=\"Ronald McDonald House NL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rmhnl.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ronald McDonald House NL<\/a>). The walk was on Sunday and as one of the three co-chairs, I&#8217;m thrilled to say we did very well for our first walk. We had over 60 walkers and raised almost $3,500!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Back to Saturday&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if I was just hyper-sensitive to the grammar fails that I encountered or if it was the universe was in alignment to show me the sad state of affairs within general society.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some painful things we saw:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"Bathroom stall graffiti. And &quot;you are&quot; very bad at grammar. :P by Virginia_Middleton, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vmiddleton\/8019795391\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8029\/8019795391_8f26dff96a_n.jpg\" alt=\"Bathroom stall graffiti. And &quot;you are&quot; very bad at grammar. :P\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This mess was found on a bathroom stall in a Walmart. I need to carry around a felt pen so that I can respond with: &#8220;you are&#8221; very bad at grammar.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"Can't I just go to your website? Why do I have to Google search the site? by Virginia_Middleton, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vmiddleton\/8019791441\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8316\/8019791441_8126745ac7.jpg\" alt=\"Can't I just go to your website? Why do I have to Google search the site?\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Why can&#8217;t I just go to your website? Why do I have to Google search to find it?&#8221; Little bit of redundancy on Kenmount Road.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"On a car in a Sobey's parking lot. Awesome. by Virginia_Middleton, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vmiddleton\/8019787584\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8174\/8019787584_3efebffb8c.jpg\" alt=\"On a car in a Sobey's parking lot. Awesome.\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Found taped inside a car at a Sobeys parking lot. At least the owner has a sense of humour. I can appreciate that.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I realize that my grammar isn&#8217;t always stellar, but when you&#8217;re trying to be witty insulting or publicly representing your company, maybe make an effort to avoid looking foolish?<\/p>\n<p>Seeing these errors caused me to shake my head in shame. I can recall the many reminders our class received while attending <a title=\"Centennial PR\" href=\"http:\/\/www.centennialcollege.ca\/thecentre\/corporate\" target=\"_blank\">Centennial College&#8217;s Corporate Communications and Public Relations Program<\/a>. <a title=\"Christine Smith\" href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/pub\/christine-smith\/5\/ba4\/1a7\" target=\"_blank\">Christine<\/a>, <a title=\"Gary Schlee\" href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/garyschlee\" target=\"_blank\">Gary<\/a>, and <a title=\"Ted Barris\" href=\"http:\/\/tedbarris.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ted <\/a>were among the instructors that constantly reminded us that correct grammar is not a suggestion, it&#8217;s a MUST. You can&#8217;t say<em> &#8220;Oh I don&#8217;t know if it should be there, their, or they&#8217;re&#8230; let&#8217;s just pick one at random and hope that it&#8217;s correct.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the worse grammar fail you&#8217;ve encountered? Do you have any bad habits that you find yourself falling into now and then?<br \/>\n<\/strong>Funny enough, I&#8217;ve caught myself doing &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; when I just want to say &#8220;your.&#8221; Probably because I&#8217;ve grilled it into my head that &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; is often neglected and forgotten by many in the general population.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, Matt and I were running a few errands. There were some things we wanted to pick up for the Paradise Red Shoe Crew Walk for Families (a fundraiser for Ronald McDonald House NL). The walk was on Sunday and as one of the three co-chairs, I&#8217;m thrilled to say we did very well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3zorl-hF","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1105,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/virginiamiddleton.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}